tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20963188384403503052024-02-07T10:26:44.666-03:00CearibaNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.comBlogger220125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-5212988199185835102011-04-30T05:59:00.000-03:002011-04-30T05:59:19.333-03:00Paradinha é para os fracos!<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9MjFX2ukYZ4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
eu chego logo é no mortal maluco...<br />
ahushuasuhashusuahsushaNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-84231157889066480202011-04-30T05:51:00.000-03:002011-04-30T05:51:45.442-03:00só algumas perguntas...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photos/OgAAANoUpmXNnQ81NQnpquglOwmlrwfyQHvQ5A3K4TWiRVs8_egrZZxmjiAs3xulrWI5sgO_JnNzqvKmVmKl_3cBfRwAm1T1UO7npF0VdSwpFEPk64kjBmgIghCm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style=""><img border="0" height="570" width="540" src="http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photos/OgAAANoUpmXNnQ81NQnpquglOwmlrwfyQHvQ5A3K4TWiRVs8_egrZZxmjiAs3xulrWI5sgO_JnNzqvKmVmKl_3cBfRwAm1T1UO7npF0VdSwpFEPk64kjBmgIghCm.jpg" /></a></div>Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-90748404817880336542011-04-14T23:20:00.001-03:002011-04-14T23:20:15.427-03:00Pra alegria dos nerds!<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VV2y21GjZ8E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
Como todo bom aspirante a engenheiro, vamos exercitar a nerdice? =PNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-50386663995987020762011-04-14T22:57:00.000-03:002011-04-14T22:57:21.996-03:00Definições Errôneassegundo o dicionario, medo é: Estado emocional resultante da consciência de perigo ou de ameaça, reais, hipotéticos ou imaginários. = fobia, pavor, terror<br />
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pra mim, ele ganhou um novo significado com esse vídeo...<br />
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Diz ai se isso não é a personificação da palavra...<br />
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-45579226872124394212011-03-25T06:44:00.001-03:002011-03-25T06:55:08.858-03:00Se sub-17 na minha época fosse assim...<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/inC8Qhld6Ts" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
eu teria virado nerd mto mais cedo!<br />
PQP!!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk <br />
detalhe pros fails...<br />
Yudi não sabe roubar beijos... 02:09<br />
a cara "sexy" dos manolos atras do yudi... 02:21<br />
o infeliz de blusa xadrez vermelha pagando charminho com a porra da lingua de fora... 02:37<br />
e no geral, o yudi é a cruza do michael jackson com o viadinho do justino biba...<br />
#FALOMERMO!Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-20421697717574841012011-03-25T06:21:00.002-03:002011-03-25T06:21:50.211-03:00Tenso...Falaaa pessoal!<br />
po, to meio deprimido com essa porra....<br />
qdo eu nao posto, o blog bomba... kkkkkkkkkkk<br />
isso ta tenso ja, mais anyway<br />
espero q estejam gostando dos posts antigos, pq eu realmente nao to com mto animo de ficar procurando coisas na net pra divertir os dias de vcs...<br />
perdão, mais realmente nesses ultimos tempos ta foda!<br />
mais, prometo tentar postar algo nem q seja uma vez por semana!<br />
obrigado pelas visitas, voltem sempre, e lembrando q ainda aguardo sugestões para o Tv Ceariba!<br />
video explicativo no canto do blog >>>Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-35827482781825386582011-03-25T06:12:00.003-03:002011-03-25T06:14:04.844-03:00Ouvi dizerq merda acontece...<br />
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mais isso ja é ridículo neh??? ¬¬ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-90348277587204771692011-03-10T19:12:00.000-03:002011-03-10T19:12:24.104-03:00Ela Chorava....<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EZb1-lzgViI" title="YouTube video player" width="480"></iframe><br />
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK<br />
dei pala somente!Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-77530414343465235532011-02-17T03:54:00.002-03:002011-02-17T03:54:57.068-03:00Sensor de Estacionamento?<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YKF-d-isOz8" title="YouTube video player" width="560"></iframe><br />
Pra q se eu tenho um manolo no porta malas... kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-8523743709973837372011-02-17T03:14:00.000-03:002011-02-17T03:14:29.974-03:00Ratos Ninjas<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://defenestradordeornitorrincos.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/1253698390_snake_vs_mouse.gif?w=294&h=180" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://defenestradordeornitorrincos.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/1253698390_snake_vs_mouse.gif?w=294&h=180" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">É eles Realmente existem... 0.o</div><div style="text-align: center;">Miguelado descaradamente do <a href="http://defenestradordeornitorrincos.wordpress.com/">Defenestrador</a></div>Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-68675482734338200592011-02-11T01:20:00.000-03:002011-02-11T01:20:49.716-03:00GoogleôkeAe galera, segue algumas musicas interpretadas pela voz da manola do google tradutor... kkkkkkk<br />
Dica da Brunão! Vlws brunão!!!<br />
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<object height="81" width="100%"><param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10376263&"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10376263&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed></object><span><a href="http://soundcloud.com/googleoke/racionais-uma-mo-a-do">Racionais - Uma Moça do Translate na Estrada 2</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/googleoke">googleoke</a></span><br />
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<object height="81" width="100%"><param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10379698&"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10379698&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed></object><span><a href="http://soundcloud.com/googleoke/faroeste-caboclo-1">Faroeste Caboclo 1</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/googleoke">googleoke</a></span><br />
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<object height="81" width="100%"><param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10140632&"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10140632&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed></object><span><a href="http://soundcloud.com/googleoke/lady-gaga-poker-face">Lady gaga - poker face</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/googleoke">googleoke</a></span>Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-50567638219272891612011-02-07T02:35:00.001-03:002011-02-07T02:35:39.636-03:00Século XXI<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/w8W287YuYPs" title="YouTube video player" width="480"></iframe><br />
Você está fazendo isso errado!!Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-52821466078660801552011-02-07T02:33:00.000-03:002011-02-07T02:33:56.011-03:00Também sou foda<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9eiMVT5OHuE" title="YouTube video player" width="560"></iframe><br />
nova versão de sou foda kkkkkkkkkkk<br />
afro-descendente <s>negão</s> cantando versão novaNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-9000267705321914142011-02-07T02:29:00.000-03:002011-02-07T02:29:21.816-03:00Vergonha alheia<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CEChcFmSeYI" title="YouTube video player" width="480"></iframe><br />
sim, é exatamente o q sinto vendo essa pobre garota serelepe danç... oh fuck, wait a sec, OH MY GOD! nao é uma garota 0.oNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-9980747457581938702011-02-03T16:42:00.000-03:002011-02-03T16:43:18.251-03:00Dicionário de Mineiro-lidileite (litro de leite)<br />- mastumate (massa de tomate)<br />- dendapia (dentro da pia)<br />- kidicarne (kilo de carne)<br />- tradaporta (atras da porta)<br />- badacama (debaixo da cama)<br />- pincumel (pinga com mel)<br />- iscodidente (escova de dente)<br />- nossinhora (nossa senhora)<br />- pondions (ponto de onibus)<br />- denduforno (dentro do forno)<br />- doidimais (doido demais)<br />- tidiguerra (tiro de guerra)<br />- dentifrisso (dentifricio)<br />- ansdionti (antes de ontem)<br />- séssetembro (sete de setembro)<br />- sápassado (sabado passado)<br />- oiuchero (olha o cheiro!)<br />- pradaliberdade (praca da liberdade)<br />- vidiperfumi (vidro de perfume)<br />- oiproceve (olha pra voce ver!)<br />- tissodai (tira isso dai)<br />- rugoiais (rua Goias)<br />- onquie (onde que e?)<br />- casopo (caixa de isopor)<br />- quainahora (quase na hora)<br />- ostrudia (outro dia)<br />- onquoto (onde que estou)<br /><br />E o melhor de todos:<br />- pronostamuinu (para onde nos estamos indo?)Rafaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091121455540396266noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-15094232516585621872011-02-03T16:31:00.001-03:002011-02-03T16:31:34.070-03:00Só mineiro consegue ler.SÓ MINEIRO LÊ, VC CONSEGUE???<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />O caboquim cordô <br />cêdo, ispriguíçô,<br />lavô as mão na gamela,<br />limpô uzói, sinxugô,<br />tomô café,<br />pegô a inxada,<br />sivirô pra muié I falô:<br /><br />- Muiééé,<br />tô inoprotrabaio.<br /><br />Quano q'êle saiu da casa,<br />ao invêiz dií prá roça,<br />ele subiu num pé di manga<br />I ficô iscundidim.<br />De repente pareceu um negão,<br />e foi inté upé di manga<br />I nem si percebeu<br />q'o caboquim tava lá inrriba.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Pegô u'a manga...<br />chupô,<br />pegoôta,<br />I mais ôta...,<br /><br /> <br /> <br /><br />I a muié du caboquim chegô<br />na janela e gritô:<br />- Póvim, ele já foi!<br /><br /> <br /><br />I o negão largô as manga<br />I sinfurnô dendacasa du caboquim.<br /><br /> <br /> <br /><br />O caboquim,<br />danado de ráiva,<br />desceu da árvre,<br />pegô um facão<br />e intrô na casa.<br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />Quandele abriu a porta<br />ele viu o negão chupano<br />as teta da muié,<br />intonsi levantô u facão e falô:<br />- Vai morrêêêêê negão!!! <br /><br />E num é cunegão<br />puxô um 38 da cintura,<br />I pontô pro caboquim falano:<br />- Pruquê qui eu vômorrê?<br /><br />E o cabuquim:<br />- Uai cê chupô trêis manga<br />e agora tá mamando leite.<br />Assim vai morrê,<br />pruquê manga cum leite faiz mar,uai!?!?! Ce nun sabia???Rafaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091121455540396266noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-27411308625713405212011-02-03T16:28:00.000-03:002011-02-03T16:29:35.583-03:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU8Ctc7sIZDKdTfrxUuXE-0_jIgZqc3Slm89IGIbB8mh_LQOszxq_KNj7QntMLuW0zjT7JLgaBd1d7YXsCUb5VJ361uJnjLk5AfWjhrxIwjq-0IIimbsMdyYWRAIVxHxdhJRH3PmKG_4s/s1600/pao+de+bunda.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 254px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU8Ctc7sIZDKdTfrxUuXE-0_jIgZqc3Slm89IGIbB8mh_LQOszxq_KNj7QntMLuW0zjT7JLgaBd1d7YXsCUb5VJ361uJnjLk5AfWjhrxIwjq-0IIimbsMdyYWRAIVxHxdhJRH3PmKG_4s/s320/pao+de+bunda.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569547595513417922" /></a><br /><br /><br />Aceita uma pãozinho de bunda aí??Rafaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091121455540396266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-89705829767034942982011-02-02T16:29:00.001-03:002011-02-02T16:29:20.209-03:00Veloses e Furiosos<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O83Dapi2Je8" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="480"></iframe><br />
No brasil, são as carretas q assaltam... kkkkkk<br />
caralho, q manolo mto doido 0.oNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-2601942144486229292011-02-02T15:43:00.001-03:002011-02-02T15:43:10.127-03:00anonimato,<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gV9Gjyl5kOs" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="480"></iframe><br />
Salvando a reputação das pessoas desdeee...... a sei la, sempre? kkkkkkkkNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-83917621546148777622011-01-27T23:16:00.001-03:002011-01-27T23:16:41.836-03:00Pau no lixo<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E1uqeTE6eHY" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="480"></iframe><br />
MUAHAHAHAA indireta pra alguns amigos... kkkkkkkkkNando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-11178580223090751152011-01-27T23:14:00.001-03:002011-01-27T23:14:15.236-03:00viadagem no carro<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6DqL1A4xp1w" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="480"></iframe><br />
CARALHOOO<br />
pense num carro apertado...<br />
meu carro quebrou, entao tive q pegar carona com o loide... (cara dirigindo), o problema é, depois do almoço, brotou gente pra ir pra asa sul, então fomos todos apertadissimos...<br />
confere ai 1/3 das merdas que nego fala na minha facul.. lkkkkkk<br />
Obs: Sou o de óculos escuros, bando de tras ao lado da janela ^^Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-21786750029509379782011-01-27T23:09:00.002-03:002011-01-27T23:09:59.336-03:00onde está a joelma<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WyDcdU63lhU" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="480"></iframe><br />
qdo precisamos dela.... q diabo de musica é essa pqp!Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-91234347488059122982011-01-25T22:55:00.001-03:002011-01-25T22:55:32.747-03:00pedra leticia<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOOxUihDEDGnhVS25FIRXvrqMya0jCRaq2vtLAqEq3wkU_yBP5OUVOI3Ze3i9CdA4AL-QJfrRuiV3B4bRy2Oq14srl2USEeAryFAzNCSOXSSnJOI63mcwPvw6DQSGmVmuAA3YFkMBlBVw/s1600/primeira-pedra.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOOxUihDEDGnhVS25FIRXvrqMya0jCRaq2vtLAqEq3wkU_yBP5OUVOI3Ze3i9CdA4AL-QJfrRuiV3B4bRy2Oq14srl2USEeAryFAzNCSOXSSnJOI63mcwPvw6DQSGmVmuAA3YFkMBlBVw/s320/primeira-pedra.bmp" width="292" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Vc está ouvindo isso errado 0.o</div>Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-87557652730129574992011-01-24T15:12:00.001-03:002011-01-24T15:17:11.143-03:00ele sim é um gênio...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photos/OgAAAIb8_Mmnes5P9D45EvR-hxb2f4nyt_3TSCN4Z2sSbH17OghCQ_BAzLPV03hfsI3kWuRb77t_2IeMXID7-fjqPQMAm1T1UGyTuqdO8PMQyosy7KABhhCdL8t2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="339" src="http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photos/OgAAAIb8_Mmnes5P9D45EvR-hxb2f4nyt_3TSCN4Z2sSbH17OghCQ_BAzLPV03hfsI3kWuRb77t_2IeMXID7-fjqPQMAm1T1UGyTuqdO8PMQyosy7KABhhCdL8t2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">nunca pensei nisso kkkk</div>Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096318838440350305.post-63605665277647629832011-01-24T15:07:00.000-03:002011-01-24T15:07:16.481-03:00Macacos<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3GBvJZCnxtw/TTccatP84lI/AAAAAAAABeU/cWSBusyE1gY/040.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="293" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3GBvJZCnxtw/TTccatP84lI/AAAAAAAABeU/cWSBusyE1gY/040.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">podem nao ser os mais espertos, mais q tem estilo eles tem...</div>Nando Velosohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08778662834895898395noreply@blogger.com0